Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

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“You don’t have an Uncle David.”
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The man wondered who this famous David was and why he was with his wife. The man then said to the little girl, “But my dear, you don’t have an Uncle David.”

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Was his wife unfaithful?
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To which she replied, “Yes, yes, he’s in the room with Mommy!” The man then had an idea to find out if his wife was cheating on him. He explained to the little girl what she should do.

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The man wants to know if his wife is cheating on him
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He then told the little girl: “Okay, fine, so here’s what I want you to do: put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car has just pulled into the garage…”.

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The little girl interrupts her mother and Uncle David
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The little girl agreed, then went upstairs to get her mother and Uncle David's attention. The man was waiting on the other end of the line to find out what was going to happen.

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The little girl returns
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A few seconds later, the child returned. “I did what you told me, Daddy,” she said. The man then asked her how her mother reacted.

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A morbid ending
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The little girl then made a most shocking revelation. She confided: “Well, Mommy started screaming, jumped out of bed completely naked, started running everywhere, slipped on the rug, fell out of the window, and now she’s completely dead.”

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