An elderly farmer surrounded by circling flies

“Circle flies?” the trooper asked. “What are those?”

“They’re the kind of flies that circle a horse’s rear end,” the farmer explained. “Those are circle flies.”

The trooper scowled. “Are you calling me a horse’s rear end?”

“Nope,” the farmer answered. “Didn’t say that at all. But those flies sure know where to gather.”

Jacob’s Classroom Riddles

A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day when his teacher walked past. He raised his hand and asked her a question.

“How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?” Jacob asked.

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